CAPSHUN CONTEST; Win an iPod!
Saints:
Date: 6/19/2009
From:
lolsaints 
"Please give me a caption before this heart flies away."
The time has come! This months prize? A well-loved (meaning used, but in perfect condition) iPod Shuffle! And to round it out, we'll send you a holy card of the most musical saint on the planet—Cecilia! What better way to enjoy your jam session than by dedicating it to the patron of all jam sessions? And you'll have good ol' Saint Francis de Sales (pictured above) to thank for it!
Enter to win by leaving a caption (or two) in this post's comments (you have the whole weekend, so get to it!).
Here's how the contest works:
- You provide a creative caption for the above photo in the comments by Sunday, June 21 (Father's Day!).
- LOLsaints.com will pick a winner after the comments are closed.
The winner will be receiving:
(The above iPod was pre-loved by LOLSaints.com's founder... and this is an actual photo of it. What you see is, truly, what you get! Of course, it comes with a USB charger/sync connector and headphones.*)
In order to get the prize, you will need to include a working email address in your comment (otherwise, we'll be unable to contact you regarding the prize; duh!). The easiest way to guarantee you'll be able to be contacted is to register a user account before leaving said comment :-)
Contest rules:
- You may submit up to two entries in the same post - if you enter more than two entries, only the first two will be accepted.
- All entries must be submitted by Sunday, June 21. At that point the contest will be closed, and no more entries will be accepted.
- By submitting an entry, you are giving LOLSaints.com the right to use your entry on its website, atop the picture at the top of this page.
- The winner will be selected before on the day following the contest's end, and will be notified by email. If the winner does not respond within one day of being contacted, the runner-up will be awarded the prize. If the runner-up is also unable to be contacted, the prize will be held until the next contest.
- LOLSaints.com's judgement is final.
So, please leave a comment below, and say a prayer to Saint Anthony that we'll find your capshuns humorous!
*No music included, you ask? Well, we don't participate in music piracy, so you'll have to supply your own tunes for some holy rollin'!
"See dees? Da floofy Frenchy food did give me da heartburnz! Sacra bleu!"
Herez de floaty fiery heart thingy you asked for!
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G-d\ /evry1!
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Sorry about that, spaces are apparently not preserved.
Argh! Can I haz fixed font? Ah yes, the code tag!
---/\/\---God\--/evry1!
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We're lol'ing at Mike's fixed font... thanks for sticking with it!
floaty heart....can haz heart strings?
(Quit) Playin' gamez with my heart....even be4 Backstreet Boyz songs
I jugglez flaming harts.
Akshly only one hart.
INCOMING!!!
I thot my heart wuz in teh ryt place.
Incomingz! Brace for impakt!
or
They callz me da Doktor of Love.
Sacred Hartz dojball
No Headshotz!
B STIL MAH FLAMN HART!
LONLEE HART: OWNED!!11!
Teacher! Someonz thru a hart at me!
1.) Forgot special Sacred Heart of Jesuz Glove. Jesus love burnz sinnerz...
2.) Thermal tile of "Sacred Heart of Jesus 1" FAIL NOT!!!
1.) Point-y heart aims for I (eye). Owww...
Speshal LAZERBEME from Jezus!
...
Flamin Hart hitz my Faze?
wut? someding behind meeh?
plz, dis no tyme 4 ...
...waydaminit....
(that's only one caption)
Look, I haz levitating hart triks!
I giv hartburn a minit to cool off
My heart will go on.........
Hunka hunka burnin' Love !
INCOMING!!!
Thanks, I got it.
INCOMING!!!
Got it, Coach.
HEDZ UP!1!!
I gotdit! I gotdit!
Heh ! And my cardiologist said the test results were
unremarkable !
"Francis! Go long! Go long!!"
Saint- jesus saiz I can haz a flashlite heart for my birthday.
Sacred Heart- You can haz thiz one it talks to you.
I iz Indy Jonezez!
iPod='bout 200 sorriful Dolors
D'Vine Flyin'Heart=EvaLastinLife=priceless
Spiritual desolashun in 3...2...1...
And for my next act, I juggle chainsaws AND flaming hearts.
U sees it too, right?
"The force be with you" (on picture)
"And also with you." (for "teaser" line)
Get it? A play on the "peace be with you" at Mass!
Heart attack in 3, 2, 1
I iz Saint Francis de Sails!
There is no cure in here for heartburn!
"Watch.
I'm gonna catch it in my mouf."
"Francis, it's time for a heart to heart" ~Jesus
or
"Start your day with a hearty breakfast!"
I can hav hair i sez , but dis iz ok
Francis was known as a lighthearted guy.
That's why Francis was never afraid of the dark.
I'm light hearted.....
See
"set your heart free"
why funny ?
this is a actual book title for a 30 day devotional with his works in it put out by avemaria press