CAPSHUN CONTEST - Ascension!
Update: The winner has been chosen, and is being notified. Check back tomorrow for the winning entry!
Holy Ascension, Batman! Submit your "capshun" for the picture above in this post's comments, and you'll be entered to win a crisp $20 bill inside a maze! For all the juicy details, please click through.
This being the fourth capshun—er... caption—contest, we really hope you are starting to get the hang of it... Here's how it works:
- You provide a creative caption for the above photo (it's the Holy Trinity, along with a few heavy-lifting cherubs, commemorating the Ascension—coming up on May 21!) in the comments before 10 p.m. CDT, May 16 (tonight)
- LOLsaints.com will pick a winner after the comments are closed.
The winner will be receiving:
- A crisp $20 bill. Who couldn't use a little extra capital in this economy? Invest it, and in forty years, it'll be worth $20.05!
- BUT, your freshly-minted $20 bill (no counterfeits here—yours will not say 'Specimen') will be encased in the torturous confines of a Bilz Obstacle maze. You gotta work for this one, folks:
In order to get the prize, you will need to include a working email address in your comment (otherwise, we'll be unable to contact you regarding the prize; duh!). The easiest way to guarantee you'll be able to be contacted is to register a user account before leaving that comment :-)
Contest rules:
- You may submit up to two entries in the same post - if you enter more than two entries, only the first two will be accepted.
- All entries must be submitted by 10:00 p.m. CDT on May 16, 2009. At that point the contest will be closed, and no more entries will be accepted.
- By submitting an entry, you are giving LOLSaints.com the right to use your entry on its website, atop the picture at the top of this page.
- The winner will be selected before 8:00 p.m. CDT on the day following the contest (May 17, 2009), and will be notified by email. If the winner does not respond within one day of being contacted, the runner-up will be awarded the prize. If the runner-up is also unable to be contacted, the prize will be held until the next contest.
- LOLSaints.com's judgement is final.
So, please leave a comment below, and say a prayer to Saint Anthony that we'll find your capshuns humorous!
(Image was submitted by Maria—thank you!).
"Hey, Guys? Next time could you bowl with pins instead of Cherubim?"
Um, Dad, I think we need a smalller dodgeball.
"When ur finished...
a little help plz?" ~The Cherubim
"But Father, You let me hold it when I was a baby!" ~Jesus
"Sorry Son, I can't hold it back any longer...
Drop the wrath bomb!" ~The Father
oh man. We bof choz sizzers. Again. Rock. Paper. Sizzers, SHOOT!
I sayz hez safe!
Iz the father n sayz hez outz
1. (Jesus) Dad, u fergotz yer glassez - cristal ball is dis way!
2. Giant Holy Spirit poop - crushin ur cherubim
IMHO, the best caption for this deleted scene from Indiana Jones is i7nvd's post #2. Good lulz.
#1. If u canz dodge teh worldl... u canz dodge teh sin.
#2. Iz new sport: Bowlin 4 Salvashun.